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Schweppes lemon: 

OH my gosh this is quite possibly the best soda ever made its almost as good as a Prøysen hooker, but don't tell him I said that. the Swiss might not be good at doing world wars, but they sure know how to make a good soda. anyways i gotta go read some ayn rand in 60fps so that I finish the book twice as fast, it's a life hack. more reviews to come whenever big G fixes their shit and let's us make some cash of this shiz.